On the train with the Polish guy

I forgot to tell this story. So, I was on the train and this Polish 40 year old guy asks in German if he can sit down across from me. I motion in the direction of a free seat. He asks if I speak German and I say no. I thought that would be the end of the conversation.

But no...he starts rambling off in Polish and uses motions and whatever English he knows to find out my name and where I am from. "Patrick, Canada". As time passes he then he shows me pictures of his family. "Yes, very nice family". Next he reading a magazine and pointing out Paris Hilton to me. "Yes, I do know her". The guy never stops! I was starting to have images of something from the eurotrip movie where a foreign guy of a similar age on a similar train starts hitting on one of the male backpackers. Fortunately, nothing like that happened and I had an interesting "conversation".